The Real Reason for the Google PageRank Nuke

Posted by k | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 25-10-2007

For long the PageRank toolbar has been reallocated from the search engine department to the play garden (serious), where they have those legos and giant balls and where staff goes to have a break, relax and have some fun.

Inside sources have confirmed me legos have been put aside this last couple of days and that people are really having fun with the toolbar. You think I am not serious? Let me spoil some of the next laughs: They hade downgraded John Chow, but not Shoemoney. Next week, it will be the inverse. And a week after that, John Chow will have PR3 one day and PR7 the next day and back to PR3 again, two days after.

Four months from now Google will come out and say: “We had told endless times before the green bar was not to take into account, but no one (Text-Link-Ads, ReviewMe, SponsoredReviews) seems to listen, so we had to take stronger measures. It was the only way we find to make people take us serious.

A friend told my they were inspired by this episode of the Office:

UPDATE: Four days later, I can now say I was absolutely right! Just change Shoemoney for ProBlogger and the text up there is almost 100% correct!

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